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FIERY NEW CLAWJOB PHOTOS POSTED!
July 24, 2008
On a recent midnight nature walk through the verdant forests of Clawjob's private island (a long-practiced Clawjob pre-show ritual), the duo decided to inspect the quality of the imported luxury twigs that had recently been strewn across the woodland floor.
To no surprise, the twigs spontaneously burst into bright, sparkling flame at the touch of Clawjob's skin. Fueled by pure inspiration and genius, the twigs burned to a puff of valuable diamond ash in just a few seconds.
Luckily, Clawjob's staff photographer Steve was on hand to capture the moment of combustion and upload the photos to Clawjob's privately owned photo site, Flickr. Click on the image below to be whisked to the Clawjob photostream, where you can see bigger versions and an alternate take. Magazine and newspaper publishers take note: feel free to print these photos as largely and as glossily as is possible.
While you're here, don't forget to pre-order another copy of Clawjob's new EP, Manifest Destiny! Every pre-order comes with a free sticker and is personally blessed by the band.
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CLAWJOB PLAYS CAMBRIDGE, MA, AUGUST 15!
July 23, 2008
On August 15, 2008, Clawjob will return to the stage after a ten month break, ready to unleash their new EP Manifest Destiny upon the universe. This show, at the Papercut Zine Library in Cambridge, also features the scandalous rock music stylings of The Serious Geniuses, Bread & Roses, and a secret mystery band sure to rock you to jelly. Suggested donation is $5-10, and this event is for all ages. More details about the show should begin to pop up here. Clear everything off your calendar now!
Begin the process of getting psyched for Clawjob's return by pre-ordering the mighty new EP, Manifest Destiny! As any self-respecting lover of culture knows, Clawjob's Manifest Destiny is a landmark achievement in conceptual history rock. Its songs explore the vast expanses of 19th century America via a rock-fueled locomotive of pain. Pre-order at the Clawjob store and receive a beautiful sticker for free with your order. Pre-order at Amazon.com and receive nothing but amazing music that is guaranteed to make you cry!
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NEW CLAWJOB CD, MANIFEST DESTINY, IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER!
July 7, 2008
Rejoice! CLAWNET is proud to announce that world-smashing rock-and-roll monolith Clawjob is releasing its second CD, a concept EP entitled Manifest Destiny, on August 12, 2008! Manifest Destiny is a musical exploration of 19th-century America. Its six songs touch upon the Civil War, the Great Diamond Hoax of 1872, the Industrial Revolution, and more! Rock junkies and academics alike will be satisfied as never before, because Clawjob has infused this EP with crunchily diseased guitars, viciously abused drums, and excitingly humiliated synthesizers! Download the first single, "Diamond Hoax," right now!
Those with good taste can pre-order Manifest Destiny now (for just $7!!) from the Clawjob Store and receive a free sticker and a pack of exclusive Clawjob MP3s! Those with a deep-seated fear of the unknown can pre-order the album from Amazon.com and receive no freebies at all!
Clawjob will be playing its first show since October 2007 on August 15, at the Zine Library in Cambridge, MA. Be sure to pre-order your very own copy of Manifest Destiny so that you can know all of the songs by heart before seeing them played live, brilliantly, before your eyes.
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CLAWJOB OFFERS THE ENTIRETY OF "SPACE CRACKERS" FOR FREE DOWNLOAD
July 5, 2008
In a frenzied burst of jingoistic July-4th-weekend vitriol, Clawjob has decided to make the entirety of their multi-platinum-selling debut record, Space Crackers, available for free download!
"Once you've sold 52 million copies," said Clawjob spokesblob Karl Rove, "giving away a few downloads to the tired and weary huddled masses yearning to hear Clawjob is the only truly American thing to do."
To maintain the patriotic spirit, Clawjob is employing America's favorite RIAA-intimidating file-sharing methodology, BitTorrent, to allow you to download Space Crackers quickly and easily (two other things America loves!).
Click here to download Space Crackers in its entirety, for free! (You will need a BitTorrent client to do this! Go to bittorrent.com for more information.)
Rove continues, "Clawjob would like to remind consumers that CD copies of Space Crackers are still available for purchase from the Clawjob store, and that the band still supports and encourages all forms of Clawjob-related capitalism. To that effect, consumers who download Space Crackers via the above link will have the option to donate money directly to Clawjob, as a form of fiscal recognition for the brain-melting they just received."
Stay tuned for news regarding Clawjob's next release, due in August of 2008!
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NEW CLAWJOB SONG AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD!
May 30, 2008
Recently, Clawjob was asked by the Compound 440R Collective to contribute a song to their 2008 compilation of amazing music. Clawjob, ever generous, sent one of their cyborg servants to the vault of recordings to fetch a precious, previously unheard track for the CD. After the fine people of Compound 440R handed over the full payment of one pair of solid gold, monogrammed all terrain vehicles, Clawjob's "I'm So Hateful" was unleashed upon an unprepared world!
Since Clawjob's next album will not be available until the third quarter of the fiscal year, the band would now like to present you with the soundtrack for your summer, "I'm So Hateful," for free download! This track will not be featured on Clawjob's next CD; it exists only to entertain, enlighten, and to lubricate the wallets of Clawjob fans everywhere for future transactions.
Download "I'm So Hateful"
Visit Compound 440R and get their compilation when they eventually post about it
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PERFORMER MAG SPILLS BEANS ON CLAWJOB'S "SHOCKINGLY RELEVANT" UPCOMING CD!
April 2, 2008
Succeeding where countless journalists have failed, Northeast Performer Magazine's top reporters recently managed to lure Clawjob out of the studio for an interview by enticing the band with the aroma of slowly roasting hundred dollar bills.
In a cover story by writer C.D Di Guardia, the band divulges sensitive information regarding their upcoming compact disc release, including its alleged title and concept. These newly declassified datanuggets have sent seismic waves of speculation across the internet.
Inquisitive music lovers can find the article here. Free physical copies of the magazine can supposedly be found in and around the city of Boston. Notes of gratitude for reporting on the true modern masters of rock should be sent to The Northeast Performer.
NOTICE! Clawjob would like to offer the following corrections.
● The article refers to Clawjob's next release as both a "full-length" and an "EP." This is an understandable error, as the new Clawjob CD is actually an EP with an LP's worth of brilliance.
● Northeast Performer claims that the next release is "based on the Civil War." The upcoming Clawjob release is built upon an even larger, even mightier concept than this. What the writer is probably trying to say is that a new, global civil war may be ignited by Clawjob's unprecedentedly powerful new music.
● The writer describes Clawjob as "a creative duo that loves the excitement of the behind-the-scenes creative process," when in actuality Clawjob find the creative process a tedious precursor to the joy of making money. The band hopes to outsource the creative process as soon as possible.
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THE BATHROOM READER CELEBRATES CLAWJOB'S SUCCESS!
March 20, 2008
In yet another in a series of honors, Clawjob has had its legacy cemented by the world's foremost lexicon of rock lore, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into Music!
The wise editors of this venerated tome have included Clawjob's science fiction rock opera Space Crackers in a short list of greatest flop concept albums in history!
In a bold, forward-thinking move, these great compilers of rock legend have taken it upon themselves to alter the plot of Space Crackers in their synopsis, so as to preserve the album's mystery for the sad few who have not yet heard it.
You can purchase a copy of the book here, and do not resist adding five of these to every order!
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EXCLUSIVE CLAWJOB STUDIO REPORT!
March 12, 2008
C.L.A.W.N.E.T. has received, via electromagnetic telegraph, an exclusive in-studio report from Clawjob! The band is currently recording at The Winter Island, and had until now operated in total silence regarding their progress. Enjoy, for the first time, a brain-shattering look into Clawjob's recording process, and savor the exclusive nuggets of information contained therein!
"Arrived late today. Had to deal with a certain problem employee of Claw Solutions who was found with his arm halfway up the snack machine. Maybe next time he will look at his stump and think about the difference between right and wrong.
We got right to work on a new track called [SENSITIVE INFORMATION DELETED] that features such loud [SENSITIVE INFORMATION DELETED] our fans are sure to liken it to [SENSITIVE INFORMATION DELETED]. The track's production, we decided, wasn't evocative enough of [SENSITIVE INFORMATION DELETED]'s theme, so we had the very expensive tapes destroyed and set about recording version #73 of [SENSITIVE INFORMATION DELETED]. #73 didn't quite do it, so before breaking for dinner we tried again with #74, which turned out to be the most beautiful, heart-stomping piece of music ever recorded. Confident that our target consumers would pay untold sums for the various collector's edition singles of [SENSITIVE INFORMATION DELETED], we called upon our personal chef to review the evening's gastronomical delights. We found ourselves bored by the unending onslaught of fine dining, so we were enthused to hear that a handful of loving fans had stopped by the studio, armed with delicious home-cooked meals for our consumption. We called down to the front desk and said that, yes, we would accept their gifts, but, fans or not, they must submit to the maximally invasive strip and cavity search with mandatory pesticide spray.
We enjoyed our hearty meal of potatoes, vegan gravy, and porkface while the fans were subjected to our security team's enhanced interrogation techniques and then sent home with pre-signed color eight by tens. We settled in for another few minutes of mixing and knob tweaking before retiring to our private cheese buffet and pastry bar.
The pace of our studio miracle-making is grueling, and we will return to The Winter Island for thirty minutes a day, twice a week, until our masterpiece is complete.
~~CLAWJOB"
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CLAWJOB BACK IN THE STUDIO!
March 6, 2008
After years spent soaking up the opulent life provided by the mammoth profits from Space Crackers, Clawjob has finally re-entered the studio to work on new music! Although Space Crackers was recorded at the lush April Fog space in Cambridge, Massachusetts, Clawjob is working on their new material at their own space in Brighton, called The Winter Island. While the band is not yet ready to reveal the nature of their upcoming work of musical greatness, they have released a batch of photos from the current sessions.
More of these exclusive and insightful photos can be found in the Clawjob Flickr pool.
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WARNING: DO NOT RECITE CLAWJOB LYRICS OUT LOUD
February 25, 2008
WARNING!
In the wake of Clawjob's recent publication of their lyrics on the Internet, hospitals worldwide are reporting an exponential increase in cases of spontaneous cranial combustion.
Top scientists have long known that Clawjob lyrics, previously only available to loyal Clawjobites who purchased hard copies of Space Crackers, contain so much primordial destructive force that the average human skull cannot withstand the pronouncement of the glorious words.
It is now theorized that the aforementioned consumption of Clawjob merchandise serves an important adaptive function in grooming the skull to maintain structural integrity even during the most passionate sing-alongs, and that the new widespread availability of Clawjob lyrics has caused a flurry of gruesome fatalities to innocent victims who have not taken this preventative step.
In light of this new information, C.L.A.W.N.E.T. advises you to proceed carefully while memorizing Clawjob lyrics and scrawling them onto the ceiling above your bed.
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DOWNLOAD CLAWJOB MASTERPIECES ON AMAZON!
February 5, 2008
Clawjob, currently hard at work on a future work of genius, is proud obligated to announce mention that their breakthrough rock opera Space Crackers is now available for sale at Amazon.com's MP3 download store!
The whole album costs $8.99 (compared to $9.99 on itunes), the tracks are encoded at 256 kbs, and (despite Clawjob's love for draconian control of the consumer) everything is DRM-free.
Or you could buy the actual CD from the Clawjob store for just $10 with free shipping. As long as money moves from your pocket to Clawjob's vault, everyone is happy!
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SOCIETY OF CLAWJOB AFICIONADOS EXPERIENCES OVERWHELMING DEMAND!
January 20, 2008
The I.S.O.C.A.U.B.P.F.D.V.T.P.S. (international society of Clawjob aficionados, united by promotional freebies delivered via the postal service) has experienced such a raging surge of demand since its unveiling in November 2007 that the band has been forced to announce a temporary hold on new members, effective immediately.
"Although we are constantly aware of our morbidly obese level of popularity, times such as this serve to remind us that our fame knows not even the bounds of the imagination of a million godbrains," says the band in a statement released to the press today.
Clawjob has tasked the Consumer Relations division of its corporation with reworking the exceedingly popular fan club/promotion tool to allow its ranks to stretch beyond infinity.
In the meantime, non-free goods can be purchased with money in the Clawjob store.
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CLAWJOB SENDS HOLIDAY CARD TO THE WORLD!
December 25, 2007
*CLAWNET would like to note that those who signed up for Clawjob's mailing list have already received a beautiful, machine-made, limited edition printograph of this exclusive artwork, and that if you have not signed up for the mailing list by now, you should probably feel like a jerk.
**Do not forget that the Clawjob store accepts all forms of gifted holiday money!
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CLAWJOB OPENS NEW ONLINE STORE! ECONOMY SAVED!
December 10, 2007
Clawjob, ever-obsessed with greasing the wheels of commerce, has announced the opening of a slick, new online store! To celebrate, and to push their holiday season sales numbers to record highs, the band has also authorized a winter sale on all t-shirts and a new, lower price on Space Crackers, the brilliant science fiction rock opera.
"Anything we can do to help people help us upgrade our yachts—we think that's a worthy cause," says band member Nick Burgess, sipping elephant tusk tea next to Clawjob's C-shaped, carbonated swimming pool. "The holiday season is a time for buying, and Mike and I are big believers in the power of a strong fourth quarter."
In a written statement, band member Mike Gintz says, "We have signed off on a number of contracts to bring exciting, new products to our online retail space, including pins, throwing stars, and a fashionable t-shirt featuring our lovable corporate icon, Clawdius."
The winter sale on t-shirts will only be active for a limited time, so order as many t-shirts as you can as soon as possible! Explore the vast expanses of Clawjob's new online store right now by clicking here!
*Note to Clawjob fans outside the USA: Celebrate the weak dollar by buying tons of cheap Clawjob merchandise! God bless America!
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GIVE THANKS! CLAWJOB TO SEND FANS A FEAST OF FREE STUFF!
November 20, 2007
Lovers of Clawjob have one more Clawjob-related reason to give thanks this year as Clawjob unleashes a brilliant new idea upon the world! The band describes its invention as a club for fans, or as they call it, an "international society of Clawjob aficionados, united by promotional freebies delivered via the postal service!"
Clawjob is setting aside its trademark class discrimination and is making this I.S.O.C.A.U.B.P.F.D.V.T.P.S. open to everyone! All you have to do is click the link below and fill out the form to subscribe and get free stuff in the mail! From newsletters, exclusive artwork, and lyrics to photos, music, and piles of cash*, you'll get a little of everything! Join now, as the band promises hints vaguely that they will might send out the first mailing before the winter holidays.
CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP FOR FREE CLAWJOB DELIGHTS!!!
*Piles of cash currently out of stock.
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BREATHTAKING IMAGES FROM LAST WEEK'S CLAWJOB SHOW POSTED!
November 5, 2007
If for some reason you haven't been checking the Clawjob photo pool on flickr daily (maybe you sustained some kind of gory headwound and have only limited brain function left), head over there right now and marvel at the beauty that is Clawjob live! A steaming pile of photos were taken at the concert last week in Cambridge, MA, and this is your opportunity to see the studly bods of your favorite band without the massive inner ear trauma of the Clawjob live experience.
Here are a few sample photos to get you salivating. The rest of this feast for the eyes is located right here! Be awesome and admire us!
Don't forget that you can drop your own photos in the Clawjob photo pool too! It's almost like being part of something!
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CLAWJOB DECIMATES THE MIDDLE EAST! MONDAY NIGHT!
October 28, 2007
Clawjob will be destroying exactly 10% of the Middle East Club in Cambridge in less than 24 hours! If you still haven't made your final arrangements to attend this concert, be warned that everyone outside of the club at showtime will be vulnerable to the deadly clawvirus™ that Clawjob will be unleashing upon the world at the exact moment their set begins. Do the smart thing, be safe, and rock with Clawjob, The Sound of Urchin, School for Robots, and The Blue Pages, Monday night!!
The Middle East!
8PM! 18+!
$10!
Free CDs for all!
Yes!
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CLAWJOB LAYS WASTE TO CAMBRIDGE 10/29 WITH THE SOUND OF URCHIN!
October 4, 2007
Cancel all your plans and head to the Middle East club in Cambridge, MA on October 29! Clawjob is joining forces with The Sound of Urchin, School for Robots, and The Blue Pages to form the deadliest weapon of mass rock destruction ever created!
It's just $9 to get in if you buy tickets in advance ($10 at the door!), and that not only gets you The Sound of Urchin's new full-length album on compact disc, but also a valuable copy of Clawjob's rare CD, Space Crackers! That's 2 albums and a life-changing live performance for just $9! Think of the value! It would cost you five hundred times that amount for a single human kidney on the Turkish black market!
More details are avalailable here. A bigger version of this thought-provoking poster is in the extended entry.
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CLAWJOB PLAYS LIVE THIS WEEKEND! UNIVERSE ON EDGE OF SEAT!
September 13, 2007
A reminder of great magnitude for those of you within 3 lightdays of Somerville, Massachusetts: Clawjob will be playing live at the Abbey Lounge this Sunday!
Not only will the band be rocking with the likes of such music giants as Reports, The Serious Geniuses, and The Problem of Anxiety, and not only will they be playing all (some) of your favorite Clawjob classics, but they will also be playing a new song from their next album!
Do not miss this show! CLAWNET spies are reporting rumors of free pizza, and those with close connections to Clawjob say this may be their last show for quite a while. Click here for more info on where and when you can get vivisected by pure molten rock music this weekend!
Reports / Clawjob / The Serious Geniuses / The Problem of Anxiety
The Abbey Lounge - Somerville, MA - 9PM - $7 - 21+
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CLAWJOB TO PLAY BENEFIT SHOW IN SOMERVILLE ON 9/16!
August 21, 2007
Rare indeed, these days, is a glimpse of Clawjob outside of their ultra-secure subterranean recording studio. As the duo prepares a new single and a new album, they require absolute solitude, much to the dismay of the outside world. Fortunately for Clawjob fans in Massachusetts, a large percentage of Clawjob's riches is tied up in fossil fuel investments, and when the opportunity arose to play a benefit for local fuel assistance charities, Clawjob could not resist!
On September 16, 2007, Clawjob will join Reports, The Serious Geniuses, and The Problem of Anxiety at The Abbey Lounge in Somerville for a 21+ charity-fueled rock fracas.
More (but not much more) info here.
Larger images of the regular and zombie versions of the show poster in the extended entry.
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KARL ROVE LEAVES WHITE HOUSE FOR CLAW HOUSE
August 16, 2007
In a surprise announcement that has kicked the jejunum of the nation, Clawjob has revealed that Karl Christian "The Architect" Rove, who recently tendered his resignation as President Bush's top advisor, will be joining Clawjob's promotional team immediately upon his departure from the White House.
A spokesman for the rock band refuted accusations of taking President Bush's "sloppy seconds" with the comment, "Clawjob is in no way interested in White House detritus. As in the situation with Clawjob's Secretary of T-Shirt and Commemorative Plate Sales Donald Rumsfeld, Mr. Rove in fact decided to leave his political position specifically because he received an offer from his favorite neo-conservative rockers."
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ABC NEWS FEATURES CLAWJOB... SHIRT!
August 15, 2007
It should be no surprise that the national television networks are clamoring for an appearance by Clawjob to boost network TV's sagging ratings, but, as you know, Clawjob is unwilling to make any appearance for less than ten million dollars. After months of negotiations, however, ABC News was able to work out an appearance by a Clawjob t-shirt on their iHip and iEdgy new show, iCaught.
Paul of Tony vs. Paul fame was selected to wear the Clawjob shirt after it was determined that he had the ideal male torso. Fun fact: sources report that, before filming, Tony had a crew cut, but the proximity of the Clawjob shirt made his hair grow out to rock star proportions! The Emmy award-winning Juju Chang hosted the piece, which aired on August 14, and which you can watch here.
Enjoy these hi-res HD screen shots, and then buy a Clawjob shirt of your very own!
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NEW CLAWJOB MUSIC VIDEO! WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!
August 14, 2007
Clawjob has enlisted the skills of the talented film director team Clawjob to create a tour-de-force video experience for their hit song "(Meanwhile...) One Hundred Million Years in the Future" from their rock opera Space Crackers! If you have any interest at all in knowing all the secrets of the future of our species and the world, watch this video! And then go to YouTube and rate it 5 stars and make all your friends and family do the same!!
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CLAWJOB SLAYS ALLSTON THURSDAY NIGHT!
August 1, 2007
The Clawjob League of Advanced Web Technology (CLAWTECH) would like to remind you that Clawjob will be gracing Allston, Massachusetts with their heavenly rock presence in less than 24 hours! Their set at Tristan Da Cunha's record release show will be both novel (new songs!) and brief (three songs!). Be there, and be one of the select few to taste the cheese-dust encrusted finger of the pagan God named NewClawjobMusic.
Get details here and do not miss this show!
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CLAWJOB TO PLAY SHORT SET IN ALLSTON, MA ON AUGUST 2!
July 24, 2007
On Thursday, August 2, Clawjob will be performing in one of the hugest rock shows to hit the Boston area since Aerosmith exploded a nuclear bomb onstage and a million J. Geilses sprung out. Renowned Clawjob allies Tristan Da Cunha are releasing their new album at a show at Allston's Great Scott, and Clawjob will be playing a set. Due to the large number of rock-related casualties at Clawjob's last show, however, the city is mandating that Clawjob only play a 15 minute set. Be assured that despite this time constraint, Clawjob will be rocking as densely as possible, and you will get thrice your daily recommended intake of rock.
There are more details at the Great Scott website!
The limited edition, exclusive, collector's series, hand-made show poster by Repeat Press is in the extended entry.
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DOWNLOAD A NEW FREE LIVE CLAWJOB TRACK!
July 12, 2007
It's the summer concert season, and for some reason you are at home on the computer. While your friends sip $5 waters at the Globobank Megadome Presented by Mountain Dew and watch octogenarians rock out, you sit at your desk, sans live entertainment, slowly acquiring a signature musty basement smell.
Clawjob, as usual, is your savior! Now, thanks to the goodwill of Nick, Earl of Rock, and Mike, Viscount of Metal, a portion of Clawjob's live performance at Ralph's Diner can be experienced in the comfort of your own home (for authenticity, shower in beer, run a mile, and turn out all your lights before listening)!!
Navigate to the live music section of clawjob.com and download a raw, throat-tearing performance of Enter The Password, Dr. O! And so your new mp3 doesn't have to go naked, be sure to download the fancy digital cover art too. And read the lyrics.
Check back soon for news on upcoming shows and, possibly, some brand-new studio recordings!
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WORCESTER ROCKED OFF MAP BY CLAWJOB
June 17, 2007
If you notice a major urban population center missing the next time you drive through Massachusetts, have no fear. It was not terrorists nor aliens, nor terrorist aliens, but rather the utterly perfect rock sounds of Clawjob that destroyed Worcester, MA! On June 16, the band joined a bill including the reunited Jazz June to play a benefit show for Adam Gerhart. Much money was raised, many heads were smashed, and copious shreddage was shrod. The band played a mix of hits from Space Crackers and fan-favorite rarities. Clawjob even busted out "(Let's Focus On The) Research" for the first time since October, with a special guest singer! A random sample of images from the event are in the extended entry, and you can see more at the Clawjob Flickr account.
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PRE-ORDER TICKETS TO JUNE 16 CLAWJOB SHOW!
June 6, 2007
If, since we announced our Worcester show, you have made it the focal point of your future life, and are worried about the show selling out and destroying all your carefully laid plans, fret no longer! Tickets are available for pre-order now at ticketweb.com! Tickets are $10 each, and your money will benefit Adam Gerhart, as outlined in the show announcement.
Now to crush the dreams of children everywhere: this show is 21+! Clawjob promises some all-ages rocking in the future, however, so please do not lose the will to live over this.
More info about this show is here! Clawjob looks forward to smashing you there.
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CLAWJOB INVADES WORCESTER JUNE 16!!
May 21, 2007
Citizens of Worcester, do not remain calm! The rumors are true: Clawjob will be playing a benefit show with The Jazz June, New Idea Society, Quiet Life, and Tristan da Cunha at Ralph's Diner in your city! This incredible show, sure to engulf the entire metropolis in the flames of rock, will benefit Adam Gerhart, a friend of The Jazz June, who was recently diagnosed with brain cancer. Finally, a chance to see Clawjob without damning your immortal soul! Clawjob has no other shows scheduled at this time, so this night of unimaginable delights will be your last chance to see your favorite band for what could be a long time! Tickets are a paltry $10, and when you think about the good cause your money is going toward, you will probably want to pay even more. The show is scheduled for 8:30pm and is 21+. More information here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.
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